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What Ails Me
Ails. Is that a word? Is that the right use of the derivative of ailment? “A cure for what ails you”? Anyway, don’t mind me, I’m back to posting on consecutive days and here I will yet again complain...
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Sidelined With The Kristin Johnsons
Why hello there fair blog readers! It has been awhile, hasn’t it? I wish I could tell you that I was away on some tropical vacation with a hot, sexy man, but alas, that is so far from the truth. It...
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Poop In The Fridge!
Hey! Lookee here! STILL TALKING ABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS! So last we left, I was sidelined with the Kristin Johnsons and buying all the toilet paper Target had on the shelves. Things did get better. After...
View ArticleInconvenient Side Effect
I have been very tired lately. I tell myself it is a side effect of the antibiotics I’m taking for my poop bacteria. But I’ve noticed a lot of people at work complaining about the same thing. (The...
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Three Days And I’m Out
Yes, I know. I know. I didn’t post on Sunday, so I officially fail at my renewed blogging attempt. But, I posted on a Friday AND a Saturday, so I figure it makes up for it. And I’m not giving up! I’m...
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Irrational Fears*
Did I ever tell you about my irrational fear of pink eye? It wasn’t like an overall fear, it was more of a fear I had when I was working at a job, 2 jobs ago, that was in a not-so-nice neighborhood on...
View ArticleOooh, My Back
I’m 34 years old now. Usually I’m not aware of this except on a few occasions: When I drink my face off and try to then function the next day on little sleep When I decide to eat my weight in fried...
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Mrs. Marcia Dentist
Oh yes, I am continuing with the Brady Bunch theme. And this post has nothing to do with wanting to marry my dentist, even if he did look like Dr. Vogel. He doesn’t. He looks like Larry David. So...
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General Maladies
I ended up calling the doctor and talking to the pharmacist about my impending antibiotics dose. My doctor said that while C Diff does indeed suck, a mouth infection is also not good. So she suggested...
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Just The Tip
Sometimes I look at my life and think “this stuff only happens to me.” I mean, I’ve had some weird shit happen in my life. And last night was no different. I will preface this by telling you all I’m...
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